VIC AND SADE by Dick Judge (up-dated Feb 12, 2004) This series was probably the most beloved radio program ever. Difficult to describe, it was neither a soap opera or a comedy show - a little of both. The Gooks, Vic and Sade, were ordinary people living in a small mid-western town. Vic was an office worker at a local plant; Sade, the housewife. Completing their household was their adopted son, Rush (later Russell). Later on Sade's relative, Uncle Fletcher joined the group. The Gooks were happily married, faced no challenges, no tragedies - they just experienced events that were both bizarre and hilarious. Vic and Sade began in 1932 and lasted as a daily serial-type show for 14 years. When last heard in 1946 the show went to a 30 minute format but this was short-lived, and then, alas, the end. Paul Rhymer, the creater/writer, was extremely prolific and was responsible for all the writing. Vic and Sade was one of the greatest comedy programs of all time. To give one an idea of what this was all about just think of the "nothing" concept of the Jerry Seinfeld show - some every day events about nothing with topics ranging from shopping at the local department store; just sitting on the back porch, talking; watching a man learning how to smoke a cigar; drawing a mustache on a sleeping guest with a pencil; a horse that died; and on and on. For additional information about this series or questions about the logs, please contact the author at dickjudge@juno.com. This is not a true log of the show, only a list of all the Vic and Sade shows in existence. It is divided into two parts: the first being a chronological list, the second a listing of the first lines of each show. The latter being helpful for those who have "un-dated" shows and need a date. ***************************************************************************** DATE SUGGESTED TITLE FIRST WORDS - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Unknown Catalog from lodge head- S: They just can't leave you .. quarters Unknown Ushering at the Bijou V: Say, I very seldom go into .. Alt: Rush gets job at the Bijou May 28, 1937 Decoration Day parade V: You home Sadie? Jun 4, 1937 Sade's trip to Dwight S: Vic? V: Yeah S: I was over .. Nov 28, 1937 Congress and the Supreme V: Your sweet face is painted .. Court* Mar 3, 1938 Official host R: About through there Guv? Jul 31, 1938 How radio works* V: This kiddo, is a broadcast .. Nov 30, 1938 Vic's new hat S: Want to meet me downtown .. Jan 2, 1939 Lodge regalia out on loan V: Hey? R: In here Guv. Jan 16, 1939 Flower garden arranger S: Hey, I'm liable to go into .. Mar 8, 1939 Mr. Erickson's house repairs R: I was the only one in the .. Apr 25, 1939 Rotten Davis phones S: Hey you better get up from .. Apr 26, 1939 Sade's new luggage R: It came about as close to .. May 11, 1939 Overnight guests V: Know what time it is? Jun 1, 1939 Grandpa Snyder and Christmas R: I had 3 put-outs to my .. cards Jun 5, 1939 Y.Y. Flirch tries to phone V: Hey, in a trance, pocket .. Vic Jun 13, 1939 Porch collapses, Rotten takes S: I win. V: Let's see your .. the blame Jul 5, 1939 Two tons of coal, #1 V: You were jokin' all the time .. Aug 30, 1939 Rush mad; preselected clothes S: Willie out back? Sep 6, 1939 Office invoices and V: Yes, what is it? magnifying glass Sep 22, 1939 Sade provides names of S: Ruthie, it completely wildflowers slipped .. Oct 6, 1939 Double feature in Hopewood V: Your mother in the house? Oct 30, 1939 Five Christmas card salesmen V: Sadie, you may produce the .. Oct 31, 1939 Bluetooth under the Gook S: You makin' that noise? davenport Nov 6, 1939 Charlie R's fish picture S: You fellas scrub your hands .. Nov 7, 1939 Smelly makes a speech R: By George, I was impressed .. Nov 14, 1939 Rush - house destroyer S: You'll break that. Nov 21, 1939 Smelly Clark solicits gifts R: Mom, remember the other day .. Dec 1939 Rush getting on in years S: How's everything with you? 1939 Mr. Gumpox offers Sade a stall V: Corporal Johnson, old chum .. 1939 Rush - I hereby resign from S: Are you really studying .. 1939 Sade volunteers for pageant S: Thought you were in bed .. 1939 Vic's Christmas card list S: That is a great big list .. 1939 Vic's geographical trip S: Your father feels jolly .. Jan 2, 1940 No painted portrait of Big V: Did you read this letter .. Dipper Jan 9, 1940 Boys copy numbers and Sade R: Almost finished, guv? tells gossip Jan 12, 1940 Vegetable garden S: Why I thought you'd be .. Jan 19, 1940 Gumpox vs. Donahue V: Why do you sit and look .. Jan 22, 1940 R. J. Konk's improved R: Third Lt. Stanley turned to .. portrait Jan 24, 1940 Y. Y. Flirch - "Best looking V: You, Sade? S: Yes, I'm home. man" Jan 1940 Mr. Donahue gets a promotion V: Hi dee hi. S: Vic, Mr. Don .. (Or Feb 1940) Feb 20, 1940 Rush's good looks R: You're not proud 'n' pleased .. Feb 27, 1940 High school gossip S: Willie I was talking to Mrs. .. Mar 19, 1940 Bess letter and grocery list V: That a new Third Lt. Stanley .. on top Mar 25, 1940 Smelly Clark's big date S: What's your watch say? Mar 27, 1940 Vic fakes the coronet R: Why didn't ya wait for me .. Mar 29, 1940 No Vic, no trip to Chicago V: Where's your mother? Apr 4, 1940 Rush must make a call on a S: Rush can bring it .. girl - ugh! Apr 8, 1940 Can Bluetooth sue the Bijou? S: Let's not play any more. Apr 10, 1940 Nicer to sleep over for two R: By George, it's a horrible .. weeks? Apr 17, 1940 Vic's heart-shaped face R: Third Lt. Stanley realized .. May 3, 1940 Engine cab ride to Chicago V: Holy smoke, Sade. May 6, 1940 Working out Hank's R: Third Lt. Stanley contemp- indebtedness lated .. (Almost same script as Sep 14, 1944) May 15, 1940 Vic's picture totaly S: Both you an' your father .. mislabeled May 27, 1940 Miz' Scott getting too chummy S: All through? R: Yeah, almost. May 29, 1940 Nicer, the goader S: Did ya hit him? R: Wasn't a .. May 1940 Teaching cigar smoking to Mr. S: Oh ish. V: What's the matter. Chinbunny (Or June 1940; same script as June 2, 1944) Jun 14, 1940 Freedom - last day of school S: I expect ou want to be .. Jun 17, 1940 Mr. Sludge to sleep overnight R: Third Lt. Stanley winked .. at the Gooks Jun 18, 1940 June Christmas card pressure S: What on earth's this? Jun 19, 1940 Vic's wide-brimmed hat V: You are unwantedly .. Jun 21, 1940 Hank's job - Royal Throne V: Hi-de-hi. S: Hi. You been .. Barbershop Jun 24, 1940 Mr. Gumpox blows kisses V: I gather from the way your .. Jul 1, 1940 Ruthie has secrets S: Salted peanuts even under .. Jul 4, 1940 Mr. Sludge calls his mother V: Why can't I go in? Jul 13, 1940 Short bio of Little Dipper V: I can't get anywhere with .. Jul 22, 1940 Mr. Donahue asks for a R: Nobody can say for a fact .. demotion Jul 23, 1940 Sade shows Razorscum album S: Your father still in the .. Aug 14, 1940 Bacon sandwiches R: Mom? S:Hey don't you be .. Sep 1940 Mr. Sludge grows a quick R: Leland Richards .. (Almost mustache the same as Feb 4, 1944) Oct 27, 1940 Hot soup V: This is the kinda weather .. Nov 19, 1940 Brickmush man caught in V: Sadie, I have issued my .. revolving door Dec 23, 1940 Bess' letter from 1937 V: Hi dee hi. Hi dee ho. S: I got a bone .. Dec 31, 1940 Howard has a new harness R: Third Lt. Stanley showed no .. Dec 1940 H. K. Fleeber's 48 teeth V: Doggone it. S: What's the .. Spring 1940 Milton's dirt in fruit jars R: Mom not around, huh? Summer 1940 Too many faces in the windows V: Did you decide to drop in .. Fall 1940 Shake hands with R. J. Konk R: Third Lt. Stanley glared .. 1940 Hank's $200 wardrobe S: What did Hank Gutsop want? 1940 Letter to Walter V: Here, here, my man, there's .. 1940 Miz' Applerot shoves Sade S: Who's that? You, Rush .. around 1940 Speaking acquaintances V: You're most industrious this .. Jan 21, 1941 Demise of Bernice S: You look sad. R:I am. Jan 23, 1941 Vic now on marching team S: You been honored, huh? Jan 24, 1941 Mr. Roebush has to wait S: I didn't blame her.. Jan 25, 1941 Beautiful, beautiful S: What exactly did Mr. .. wallpaper Jan 1941 Chit chat and South American V: If I was half a man my .. wallpaper Feb 3, 1941 New wallpaper but there's a V: Who's in the living room? catch Feb 7, 1941 Landlady's photos - again! UF: Can we all sit in a row .. Feb 11, 1941 Fred considering joining the S: Ruthie passed a little .. lodge Feb 16, 1941 Wives' rule book S: I received a peachy letter .. Feb 24, 1941 Uncle Fletcher to meet 1 AM S: Believe I'll go to bed. train Feb 25, 1941 No marchin' for me S: I'm certainly not going to .. Mar 4, 1941? Vic "wins" broad-brimmed hat R: I guess cards run in streaks .. Mar 14, 1941 Marching team pictures V: Did you glance through my .. Mar 18, 1941 After dinner talk UF:There's no hurry about this .. Mar 25, 1941 Muddled shoppin' money S: Oh, darn it. V: What's the .. Mar 27, 1941 Hank's weather service S: She got the point for once .. Mar 31, 1941 Rush wants his interest R: Busy there, guv? V: Not .. Mar 1941 Company coming; thirteen S: Why didn't you tell me before? people Apr 4, 1941 Dinner invitation withdrawn R: Where's Mom at? V: She .. Apr 23, 1941 Sleep tight, Mr. Donohue R: Busy guv? V: Just coastin'. Apr 1941 Shopping trip; $5.00 bank V: As long as you're convinced .. May 2, 1941 Vic's picture on quarterly V: Are there any people .. cover May 8, 1941? Landlord's sneaky trick V: Erickson sure is a cute one .. May 8, 1941? Fred's concrete partition S: No I haven't even started to .. May 12, 1941 Exalted Big Dipper Day V: I suppose you noticed I .. May 13, 1941 Uncle Fletcher wants mementos R: Hi there! UF: Hello, Rush. stored May 16, 1941 Uncle Fletcher's door stop S: Where did you see Uncle .. plan May 21, 1941 Uncle Fletcher's keys UF:Yes, I carry considerable .. May 30, 1941 Five men from Maine R: He said these 5 fellows from .. May 1941 Rush - bulletin board monitor S: Appreciate how long you've been .. Jun 1, 1941 Uncle Fletcher tries to call S: How nice of Mrs. Keller to .. long distance Jun 3, 1941 Hammock S: When on earth are you going .. Jun 4, 1941 Grand old lodge lady R: That's the third time in .. Jun 9, 1941 Letter writing plot V: While I'm waitin' for the .. Jun 30, 1941 Who's who in kitchenware R: Article here about Y.I.I.R. .. Jul 1, 1941 Easy chair UF:First rate easy chair for .. Aug 26, 1941 Uncle Fletcher, the protector S: We got company, Rush. Sep 9, 1941 Vic got boss' gift "wrap" S: You don't have to think .. again Sep 17, 1941 Don't help dust, Uncle S: Gee, Ruthie, I'd like to .. Fletcher Sep 25, 1941 Bright Kentucky Hotel speaker R: That you, Mom? V: Hi. Oct 8, 1941 Sade's surprise Christmas S: Vic, would you be a .. gift Oct 9, 1941 It's algebra, Uncle Fletcher R: Gee, Bluetooth, I'd like to .. Oct 10, 1941 Fred and the fifth tire S: I didn't like it one teeny .. Oct 14, 1941 Vic declines coronet lessons S: Lodge meeting draggin' out .. Oct 31, 1941 Broken alarm clocks UF:This fellow, Art Gummers, .. Nov 4, 1941 Send the slippers back! R: But it says in big letters .. Nov 5, 1941 Vic's Christmas gift list is S: No, Vic. V: Beg 'pardon. too long Nov 20, 1941 Rush humiliated at S: The bride leaning heavily on .. Thanksgiving Nov 1941 Strictly business (Christmas) R: Since this is business and .. loan Nov 1941 No hookey for Vic and Rush S: Well, it all depends on whether .. Dec 1, 1941 Bert, Winnie and Vic's trip V: Who's in the other room? to Plant No. 17 Dec 8, 1941 Bottom buffet drawer UF:Guess Sadie's not home. Dec 12, 1941 34 Christmas gifts for $20 S: Nuisance. It's a lot more .. Dec 17, 1941 Bijou lifetime pass S: Who pays for this baboon? Dec 25, 1941 North Dakota River Bottom S: What's a North Dakota .. Revel Dec 1941 Left-and-right-handed R: The handsome young officer .. Stacy Yupp 1941 Crowded car ride to V: No, now you take Plant #17 .. Shenandoah 1941 Iceberg lecture S: I glanced out the window and .. 1941 Vic's inspection trip V: Yes, I believe I've got .. Spring 1941 Forty pounds of golf clubs S: But that sounds dangerous. Spring 1941 14 days in Grovelman, SC R: Hey guv, since when is .. Feb 1, 1942 Donahue's door bell S: Around the bottom with a .. Feb 11, 1942 Budgeting V: You talked laughingly on .. Feb 13, 1942 Prize clock S: Gone over to Miz' Rogers .. Feb 17, 1942 Hank Gutstop, hostess R: Now I'll have it all done. Feb 18, 1942 Edith Suggin's visit R: ..lodge meeting. S:Yeh, .. Feb 19, 1942 Uncle Fletcher comes to visit UF:I want you people to go .. Feb 24, 1942 Rawhide shoestrings S: I'm tired. Guess I'll go to .. Feb 26, 1942 Putting up the porch swing R: Going to put up this porch .. Mar 3, 1942 Accounting for spondulicks S: Quick Vic, here they come. Mar 4, 1942 Room warming R:Go down to YMCA and watch .. Mar 6, 1942 Tornado Gook S: What are you feeling so good .. Mar 9, 1942 Uncle Fletcher's unopened UF:Made all his wife's clothes .. letter Mar 12, 1942 Tiny Petite Pheasant Feather R: Lamebrain Hooper up at .. Tea Shoppe Mar 1942 Miz Applerot's petition V: I have just toted up the .. Mar 1942 Fred's dead storage car not known Apr 6, 1942 Scrap drive S: Hey, this grass seed isn't .. Apr 20, 1942 Gravy boat S: He wrote to some cousin and .. May 15, 1942 Mentioned in dispatches S: I'm a lady. I should think .. Jun 8, 1942 Fourth letter from Bess S: You're just doing that to .. Jul 16, 1942 Gross of gravels V: What's the situation we have .. Aug 6, 1942 Christmas cards COD R: Greetings! S:Oh, hi! Aug 18, 1942 Attic cleaning R: Gosh, but it's dark and .. Aug 24, 1942 Rush's new school clothes R: Beef's not done, huh? Sep 14, 1942 Sade and Ruthie come out even V: I believe my boy there are .. Sep 15, 1942 Letter from H.K. Fleeber R: Slobber Hink of Hoopson, .. Sep 21, 1942 Smelly Clark's broken watch not known Sep 28, 1942 Princess Moon-on-the-River not known Oct 1, 1942 Cherry phosphates S: My stars is it that late? Oct 12, 1942 Mayor V: It's an application blank. Oct 20, 1942 Fred's concrete floor S: That was Fred. Oct 27, 1942 Boss' Christmas present V: Hello Sadie, you pretty girl .. Oct 30, 1942 Vic, traveling moderator not known Nov 20, 1942 Smelly Clark, barber R: Oh, I see Miz' Tizzo .. Dec 7, 1942 Miss Nagle to break up Lee S: Read the daily little love .. Street Dec 29, 1942 Stooger drummed out of not known marching team 1942 Lodge speech rehearsal V: Skybrother Gutstop, you are .. Alt: Speech practice 1942 Parades R: History's repeating itself .. Alt: Sitting on porch during storm Alt: Mr. Chinbunny eats ice cream 1942 Telephone call from Hinks R: Ever yours in golden .. 1942 Thimble Club ladies plan R: Oh, treat you to the movie .. visit Alt: Going to the movies 1942 Thunderstorm S: Oh, out here are you? V: You .. 1942 Trip to Carberry S: You don't need to tither and .. 1942 Uncle Fletcher's trip to UF: We had wonderful traveling .. Dixon Alt: Visit to Dixon 1942 Washrag collection R: Hi. UF: Evenin' Sadie. Jan 4, 1943 Honorary titles for sale S: Is that another lodge cata .. Jan 7, 1943 Fred might join lodge V: He was patronizing, even .. Feb 15, 1943 Dottie's letter from Chuck UF:Craziest halfwit winter I .. Feb 16, 1943 Leland Richard is coming UF:Still more company Sadie? Feb 17, 1943 Leland Richard is homesick S: Where did Leland go? Mar 5, 1943 Vic entertains Dottie S: Where you been all afternoon? Mar 10, 1943 Chuck and Dottie wash dishes V: Whatever become of my blue .. Mar 18, 1943 Miz' Applerot vs. Dottie V: There's a strong touch of .. Mar 31, 1943 Brainfeeble's housewarming S: You in there Vic? V:Hi-de- .. Apr 12, 1943 Dottie's new dress S: You're not doing anything .. Apr 13, 1943 Roy Dejectedly's strange not known family May 4, 1943 Little leather ringmasters not known Jun 8, 1943 Vic reluctant to put up porch V: You didn't drag this junk .. swing Jul 12, 1943 Lodge regalia out on loan S: Come here, let me see that .. Jul 23, 1943 Lodge robe needs altering R: I'm selling dead fish, .. Aug 20, 1943 Picking up Vic at railroad R: Five minutes late out of .. station Sep 20, 1943 Fifty photos of Vic's Teeth UF:I've been riding on Gumpox's .. Oct 1, 1943 Sewing buttons S: Well, I told Miz' Holloway a .. Oct 11, 1943 Victor R. Gook Fontenelle R: That you Guv? V: Hi-dee-hi .. Oct 26, 1943 Honorary lodge member Pom Pom R: Lady Margaret's luxurious .. Oct 27, 1943 Thimble Club ladies meeting V: Fine thing when a man don't .. Nov 3, 1943 Watch fob collection S: Say mister, there's something.. Nov 8, 1943 Essay on birds V: You seem unhappy and .. Nov 10, 1943 Phone call interruptions S: I'm afraid I can't go into .. Nov 11, 1943 B.B. Baugh and stingerberry UF:Sadie upstairs, are they? jam Nov 12, 1943 Uncle Fletcher's packing R: Greetings Guv V: Hello Russell. problem Nov 15, 1943 Ike Kneesuffer's snapshots V: Hi dee hi! Ho dee ho!. Nov 19, 1943 Pom Pom Cordova (C B flute) V: I'm the poor dope that's .. Nov 26, 1943 Boss' Christmas present S: Hey what ya makin' faces at? Nov 29, 1943 Garbage wagon pass V: Well I hope Sadie, you didn't call me.. Nov 30, 1943 Sweet Esther Wisconsin R: Uncle Fletcher in the living .. (Parades) Dec 2, 1943 Cleaning out the bookcase S: So let's not argue. You're .. Dec 15, 1943 Color of Mr. Gumpox's eyes S: Anybody in the living room .. Dec 27, 1943 Invoice preparations V: Hello R: Hello V: May I be of.. Jan 24, 1944 Vic dozes on davenport while UF:He changed his name .. Uncle Fletcher visits Jan 25, 1944 Missouri State Home for the V: I now have a grasp on current Tall events.. Feb 1, 1944 Vic's ideas for selling War UF:We've been first rate, Sadie .. Bonds** Feb 3, 1944 Sixty Pairs of Pants V: Decide what you're going to .. Feb 4, 1944 Mr. Sludge grows a quick R: Bluetooth Johnson claims .. mustache (Almost the same as Sep 1940) Feb 25, 1944 History of Plant #14 V: I am home, I am home. Mar 1, 1944 Hank Gutstop's supper party V: Do I look like a pretty .. Mar 7, 1944 Hank Gutstop's proposition UF:Hello. Anybody upstairs are .. Mar 17, 1944 Vic's cancelled trip R: I think that shows a trace .. Mar 20, 1944 Mysterious skulkers R: You've won two, I've won two. Apr 3, 1944 Fred Stembottom becomes Ted V: Didn't you say our company .. Apr 5, 1944 Roy's formula for hyena R: Oyster Cracker and Bluetooth grease Johnson come .. Apr 7, 1944 Solo march S: Your friend Homer McDancy .. Apr 19, 1944 B.B. Baugh, the dentist's S: Why do Russell and me have .. friend May 1, 1944 Lodge holiday home visits R: You found something in the .. May 30, 1944 Lolita DiRenzi's suggestion V: Well I'm back in harness .. Jun 2, 1944 Teaching cigar smoking to S: Oh, ish. V:What's the matter? Mr. Chinbunny (Same script as May or June 1940) Jun 7, 1944 Elkskin shoe laces S: Hello there. UF: Good morn .. Jun 9, 1944 Lunges are comin| S: Vic! Vic! Wake up! Jun 12, 1944 Prof. Russell, tutor S: Might as well get started. Jun 13, 1944 Prettiest eye contest R: You know I enjoy an .. Jun 14, 1944 Dead-man's-trick job V: The mechanical principles .. Jun 15, 1944 Aunt Bess's 5th Letter UF:Likely you never knew Roy .. Jun 16, 1944 Piercing eyes S: Do you need glasses? Jun 19, 1944 500 Bijou tickets V: It's a pretty problem. Jun 20, 1944 No more Pretty Boy V: A two percent differential .. Jun 21, 1944 Rishigan Fishigan's secret S: Ish, how aggravating. Jun 22, 1944 Gaggle of June Christmas card V: It gratifies and exalts me .. sellers Jun 23, 1944 Lodge telescope wanted R: What's new with you, guv? Jun 26, 1944 Boys' avoid instructions R: It does too include you. Jun 27, 1944 Fraudulent job rejected UF:.. finally quit the shoebox .. Jun 28, 1944 Cough nixes Buller letter V: It's a warm day, Sadie honey. Jun 29, 1944 War Bond visitor UF:Even the mealiest of strawberries .. Jun 30, 1944 Russell stays with Milton V: How about bed? Jul 4, 1944 Sade decides to play rummy V: It gives me a sweet darling .. Jul 5, 1944 Big Dipper dashed for robe R: Yes sir, this is a peaceful .. Jul 6, 1944 Where to hide ritual S: Well V: How do you do, Dr. Sleetch .. Jul 7, 1944 Second letter from Yellow S: I know Ruthie, I know, and .. Jump Jul 10, 1944 Vic cajoles - play me V: OK, Dr. Sleetch, come on. checkers Jul 11, 1944 Don't scrape off the watts S: Don't tell me you're studying .. Jul 12, 1944 Phone call from Yellow Jump UF: While we're waiting for Vic .. Jul 13, 1944 Uncle Fletcher miffed with R: Hello, guv. Vic: Huh? Sade Jul 14, 1944 Sade is short-changed V: Don't bother drawing another .. Jul 17, 1944 Marchin' plans disappear R: Neither Bluetooth or Smelly .. Jul 18, 1944 Sale at Yamelton's S: I believe, by George, it was .. Jul 19, 1944 Uncle Fletcher's new lodgin's S: Why, I bet that was fun. Jul 20, 1944 Uncle Fletcher's R: That was a delicious kiss .. come-visit-me Jul 24, 1944 Robert and Slobert are S: Boy, did I ever walk this .. scoundrels Jul 25, 1944 Mr. Donahue hates vacations R: That was a highly enjoyable .. Jul 26, 1944 Sade pleads to see a movie S: About ready to put on your .. Jul 27, 1944 Vic's foreign accent S: Florence Ratfunnel gets her .. Jul 28, 1944 Garage box mystery R: Bluetooth Johnson told me .. Jul 31, 1944 Hank cuts his debt to Vic R: I can carry on a conver- sation .. Aug 1, 1944 No old overshoes V: Hey, Dorothy, I just looked .. Aug 2, 1944 Miz' Harris vs. Mr. Overholt V: You might just as well save .. Aug 3, 1944 Sunday School alumni reunion V: I am a dear sweet, sleepy .. Aug 4, 1944 Vic is boss for a day R: I said, Bluetooth, you owe .. Aug 7, 1944 No dinner tonight S: Miz' Trogel, I bet I'm the .. Aug 8, 1944 Rush in charge of Howard S: Let's see, this is where you .. Aug 9, 1944 Hunt for lost teeth R: A mighty, mighty punk show .. Aug 10, 1944 Sade struggles with letter S: I never knew a person could .. Aug 11, 1944 Uncle Fletcher must rest S: I'm glad you're back so soon. brain and body Aug 14, 1944 Uncle Fletcher - rest V: Hulling peas, hey, Dr. .. extended Aug 15, 1944 Vacation from a vacation UF:.. the only man in Muskegon .. Aug 16, 1944 Great picture of Vic R: This is a funny time to .. Sep 1, 1944 Arranging the honeymoon S: You didn't disturb Uncle .. Sep 4, 1944 Wedding guest list V: For 15 cents I wouldn't go .. Sep 5, 1944 Sade reckons her debtors S: Hey! People owe me lots of .. Sep 6, 1944 Muted silver moonbeam chimes S: With winter just around the .. Sep 7, 1944 Mysterious mother-of-pearl UF:.. got shot by a revolver .. box Sep 8, 1944 Business trip to Chicago S: Yes, every year she laughs .. Sep 11, 1944 Uncle Fletcher looks for a R: Lady Margaret Pinkham .. guide Sep 12, 1944 Changing tires with S: She made it sound like .. Stembottom Sep 13, 1944 Aunt Bess's 6th letter V: How's your cold? S: Dandy. Sep 14, 1944 Working out Gutstop's R: 3rd Lt. Clinton Stanley indebtedness contemplates.. (Almost same script as May 6, 1940) Sep 15, 1944 Uncle Fletcher needs Sade's V: Multiple coefficients of .. help Sep 18, 1944 Vic's greeting cards R: You tough about something, .. Sep 19, 1944 Vic is to be best man V: What is all this? S: All .. Sep 20, 1944 Rev. V. Cook's letter R: Say can we use your tele- phone to call .. Sep 21, 1944 Groom arrives on the 9:45 UF:Yes I do look nice. This .. Sep 22, 1944 Vic's unheard news R: It's a recognized fact that .. Sep 25, 1944 Saving Bluetooth from tragedy S: People who have to be .. Sep 26, 1944 Box of old letters R: By George I ache in every .. Sep 27, 1944 Bridegroom disappears R: Hi out there S: Hi! Russ .. Sep 28, 1944 Dept. store owes Vic $2.00 V: Here's a piece of paper .. Sep 29, 1944 Goodbye R: By George it's pleasant to .. 1944 Russell Miller, con artist S: I bet thats my good yellow .. Nov 19, 1945 Uncle Fletcher, unwanted S: Do you feel like talking .. samaritan Nov 20, 1945 Miz' Korkell, strong lady V: It's kinda half-witted, .. Nov 21, 1945 Jimmy Custard UF:Vic and Sade honey, Jimmy .. Nov 23, 1945 Five sleeping beauties S: Uncle Flecher, what do you .. Nov 26, 1945 Sweet Corn, shattered V: Sweet Corn and myself .. bullfinch Nov 27, 1945 Sade's parade of S: I started to clean the .. interruptions Nov 29, 1945 Uncle Fletcher arranges phone R: Telephone's ringing. Tele- calls phone's ringing. Nov 30, 1945 Dwight Twentysixler's Mrs Harris: Uncle Fletcher's .. scrapbook Dec 3, 1945 Dull evening comes to life S: It's a slow dull tiresome .. Dec 4, 1945 Orville fired and hired Mr Korkell: Are you in the .. Dec 5, 1945 Engagement! S: When did you hear about Miz' .. Dec 6, 1945 Rainy day fun in the kitchen S: I've got to get back to my .. Dec 7, 1945 There's going to be a great V: Kiddo, it's in the bag. day Jun 22, 1946 Piano lessons V: Your chum Beulah Wickler .. Jul 4, 1946 Women's auxilliary S: Gosh, and you love your .. Jul 11, 1946 Police Chief Cullerson UF:Martin Jordall left .. Jul 18, 1946 Mid-summer madness S: Gee Ruthie do you think .. Jul 25, 1946 Moving to Peoria R: Listen to this Mom .. Aug 1, 1946 Drum the bum, visitation V: I've never met him but .. officer Aug 8, 1946 Honeymoon couple R: When I received your message .. Aug 22, 1946 Sade and Miz' Kessler fight R: Say Uncle, thundered 3rd .. Aug 29, 1946 Uncle Fletcher's pre-arranged R: That was a funny train of .. meals Sep 19, 1946 Uncle Fletcher is farmed out R: I think of my brains as .. Sep 26, 1946 Vic brings home work V: Miss Hammersweet I'm calling .. Oct 10, 1946 Mr. Zee, the handyman Z: The name is Bunker Vernon .. ************************************************************************ * Excerpted from Radio Corporation of America Presents Magic Key show ** Excerpted from NBC War Bond Parade show ========================================================================= Now begins the start of the first lines of each program - - R = Rush (Russell) S = Sade V = Vic UF = Uncle Fletcher ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ R: A mighty, mighty punk show. Aug 9, 1944 Hunt for lost teeth R: About through there Guv? Mar 3, 1938 Official host R: Almost finished, guv? Jan 9, 1940 Boys copy numbers and Sade tells gossip R: Article here about Y.I.I.R. .. Jun 30, 1941 Who's who in kitchenware R: Beef's not done, huh? Aug 24, 1942 Rush's new school clothes R: Bluetooth Johnson claims .. Feb 4, 1944 Mr. Sludge grows a quick mustache (similar to 9/40) R: Bluetooth Johnson told me .. Jul 28, 1944 Garage box mystery R: Busy guv? V: Just coastin'. Apr 23, 1941 Sleep tight, Mr. Donohue R: Busy there, guv? V: Not .. Mar 31, 1941 Rush wants his interest R: But it says in big letters Nov 4, 1941 Send the slippers back! R: By George I ache in every .. Sep 26, 1944 Box of old letters R: By George it's pleasant to .. Sep 29, 1944 Goodbye R: By George, I was impressed .. Nov 7, 1939 Smelly makes a speech R: By George, it's a horrible .. Apr 10, 1940 Nicer to sleep over for two weeks? R: Ever yours in golden shack .. 1942 Telephone call from Hinks R: Five minutes late out of .. Aug 20, 1943 Picking up Vic at railroad station R: Gee, Bluetooth, I'd like .. Oct 9, 1941 It's algebra, Uncle Fletcher R: Go down to YMCA and watch .. Mar 4, 1942 Room warming R: Going to put up this porch .. Feb 26, 1942 Putting up the porch swing R: Gosh, but it's dark and .. Aug 18, 1942 Attic cleaning R: Greetings! S: Oh, hi! Aug 6, 1942 Christmas cards COD R: Greetings, Guv V: Hello .. Nov 12, 1943 Uncle Fletcher's packing R: He said these 5 fellows .. May 30, 1941 Five men from Maine R: Hello, guv. Vic: Huh? Jul 13, 1944 Uncle Fletcher miffed with Sade R: Hey, guv, since when is .. Spring 1941 14 days in Grovelman, S.C. R: Hi out there S:Hi! Russ .. Sep 27, 1944 Bridegroom disappears R: Hi there! UF: Hello, Rush. May 13, 1941 Uncle Fletcher wants mementos stored R: Hi. UF: Evenin' Sadie 1942 Washrag collection R: History's repeating itself .. 1942 Parades R: I can carry on a .. Jul 31, 1944 Hank cuts his debt to Vic R: I guess cards run in .. Mar 4, 1941? Vic "wins" broad-brimmed hat R: I had 3 put-outs to my .. Jun 1, 1939 Grandpa Snyder and Christmas R: I said, Bluetooth, you owe .. Aug 4, 1944 Vic is boss for a day R: I think of my brains as .. Sep 19, 1946 Uncle Fletcher is farmed out R: I think that shows a trace .. Mar 17, 1944 Vic's cancelled trip R: I was the only one in the .. Mar 8, 1939 Mr. Erickson's house repairs R: I'm selling dead fish .. Jul 23, 1943 Lodge robe needs altering R: It came about as close to .. Apr 26, 1939 Sade's new luggage R: It does too include you. Jun 26, 1944 Boys' avoid instructions R: It's a recognized fact .. Sep 22, 1944 Vic's unheard news R: Lady Margaret Pinkham .. Sep 11, 1944 Uncle Fletcher looks for a guide R: Lady Margaret's luxurious .. Oct 26, 1943 Honorary lodge member Pom Pom R: Lamebrain Hooper up at .. Mar 12, 1942 Tiny Petite Pheasant Feather Tea Shoppe R: Leland Richards .. Sep 1940 Mr. Sludge grows a quick mustache (similar to Feb 4, 1944) R: Listen to this Mom. Jul 25, 1946 Moving to Peoria R: Mom not around, huh? Spring 1940 Milton's dirt in fruit jars R: Mom, remember the other .. Nov 21, 1939 Smelly Clark solicits gifts R: Mom? S: Hey don't you be .. Aug 14, 1940 Bacon sandwiches R: Neither Bluetooth or Smelly.. Jul 17, 1944 Marchin' plans disappear R: Nobody can say for a fact .. Jul 23, 1940 Mr. Donahue asks for a demotion R: Now I'll have it all done. Feb 17, 1942 Hank Gutstop, hostess R: Oh, I see Miz' Tizzo.. Nov 20, 1942 Smelly Clark, barber R: Oh, treat you to the movie .. 1942 Thimble Club ladies plan a visit R: Oyster Cracker and Blueto .. Apr 5, 1944 Roy's formula for hyena R: Say can we use your .. Sep 20, 1944 Rev. V. Cook's letter R: Say Uncle, thundered third .. Aug 22, 1946 Sade and Miz' Kessler fight R: Since this is business and .. Nov 1941 Strictly business (Christ- mas) loan R: Slobber Hink of Hoopson .. Sep 15, 1942 Letter from H.K. Fleeber R: Telephone's ringing. Tele .. Nov 29, 1945 Uncle Fletcher arranges phone calls R: That was a delicious kiss .. Jul 20, 1944 Uncle Fletcher's come-visit-me R: That was a funny train of .. Aug 29, 1946 Uncle Fletcher's pre-arranged meals R: That was a highly enjoyable.. Jul 25, 1944 Mr. Donahue hates vacations R: That you Guv? V: Hi dee hi .. Oct 11, 1943 Victor R. Gook Fontenelle R: That you, Mom? V: Hi. Sep 25, 1941 Bright Kentucky Hotel speaker R: That's the third time in .. Jun 4, 1941 Grand old lodge lady R: The handsome young officer .. Dec 1941 Left-and-right-handed Stacy Yupp R: Third Lt. Clinton Stanley Sep 14, 1944 Working out HankGutstop's contemplates indebtedness (Almost the same scriot as May 6, 1940) R: Third Lt. Stanley contemp-.. May 6, 1940 Working out Hank Gutstop's indebtedness R: Third Lt. Stanley glared .. Fall 1940 Shake hands with R. J. Konk R: Third Lt. Stanley realized .. Apr 17, 1940 Vic's heart-shaped face R: Third Lt. Stanley showed .. Dec 31, 1940 Howard has a new harness R: Third Lt. Stanley turned .. Jan 22, 1940 R. J. Konk's improved portrait R: Third Lt. Stanley winked .. Jun 17, 1940 Mr. Sludge to sleep overnight at the Gooks R: This is a funny time to .. Aug 16, 1944 Great picture of Vic R: Uncle Fletcher in the .. Nov 30, 1943 Sweet Esther Wisconsin (Parades) R: What's new with you, guv? Jun 23, 1944 Lodge telescope wanted R: When I received your .. Aug 8, 1946 Honeymoon couple R: Where's Mom at? V: She .. Apr 4, 1941 Dinner invitation withdrawn R: Why didn't ya wait for me .. Mar 27, 1940 Vic fakes the coronet R: Yes sir, this is a peaceful .. Jul 5, 1944 Big Dipper dashed for robe R: You found something in .. May 1, 1944 Lodge holiday home visits R: You know I enjoy an .. Jun 13, 1944 Prettiest eye contest R: You tough about something .. Sep 18, 1944 Vic's greeting cards R: You're not proud 'n' plea .. Feb 20, 1940 Rush's good looks R: You've won two, I've won .. . Mar 20, 1944 Mysterious skulkers R:..lodge meeting. S: Yeah, .. Feb 18, 1942 Edith Suggin's visit S: About ready to put on your .. Jul 26, 1944 Sade pleads to see a movie S: All through? R: Yeah, .. May 27, 1940 Miz' Scott getting too chummy S: Anybody in the living room .. Dec 15, 1943 Color of Mr. Gumpox's eyes S: Appreciate how long you've .. May 1941 Rush: bulletin board monitor S: Are you really studying .. 1939 Rush - I hereby resign from .. S: Around the bottom with .. Feb 1, 1942 Donahue's door bell S: Believe I'll go to bed. Feb 24, 1941 Uncle Fletcher to meet 1 AM train S: Both you an' your father .. May 15, 1940 Vic's picture totaly mislabeled S: Boy, did I ever walk this .. Jul 24, 1944 Robert and Slobert are scoundrels S: But, that sounds dangerous. Spring 1941 Forty pounds of golf clubs S: Come here, let me see .. Jul 12, 1943 Lodge regalia out on loan S: Did ya hit him? R: Wasn't .. May 29, 1940 Nicer, the goader S: Do you feel like talking .. Nov 19, 1945 Uncle Fletcher, unwanted samaritan S: Do you need glasses? Jun 16, 1944 Piercing eyes S: Don't tell me you're .. Jul 11, 1944 Don't scrape off the watts S: Florence Ratfunnel gets .. Jul 27, 1944 Vic's foreign accent S: Gee, Ruthie, do you think .. Jul 18, 1946 Mid-summer madness S: Gee, Ruthie, I'd like to .. Sep 17, 1941 Don't help dust, Uncle Fletcher S: Gone over to Miz' Rogers .. Feb 13, 1942 Prize clock S: Gosh, and you love your .. Jul 4, 1946 Women's auxilliary S: He wrote to some cousin .. Apr 20, 1942 Gravy boat S: Hello there UF: Good .. Jun 7, 1944 Elkskin shoe laces S: Hey what ya makin' faces at? Nov 26, 1943 Boss' Christmas present S: Hey you better get up from .. Apr 25, 1939 Rotten Davis phones S: Hey! People owe me lots of .. Sep 5, 1944 Sade reckons her debtors S: Hey, I'm liable to go into .. Jan 16, 1939 Flower garden arranger S: Hey, this grass seed isn't .. Apr 6, 1942 Scrap drive S: How nice of Mrs. Keller to .. Jun 1, 1941 Uncle Fletcher tries to call long distance S: How's everything with you? Dec 1939 Rush getting on in years S: I believe, by George, it .. Jul 18, 1944 Sale at Yamelton's S: I bet that's my good yellow .. 1944 Russell Miller, con artist S: I didn't blame her.. Jan 24, 1941 Mr. Roebush has to wait S: I didn't like it one teeny .. Oct 10, 1941 Fred and the fifth tire S: I expect you want to be .. Jun 14, 1940 Freedom - last day of school S: I glanced out the window .. 1941 Iceberg lecture S: I know Ruthie, I know, .. Jul 7, 1944 Second letter from Yellow Jump S: I never knew a person .. Aug 10, 1944 Sade struggles with letter S: I received a peachy letter .. Feb 16, 1941 Wives' rule book S: I started to clean the .. Nov 27, 1945 Sade's parade of interruptions S: I win. V: Let's see your .. Jun 13, 1939 Porch collapses, Rotten takes the blame S: I'm a lady. I should think .. May 15, 1942 Mentioned in dispatches S: I'm afraid I can't go into .. Nov 10, 1943 Phone call interruptions S: I'm certainly not going .. Feb 25, 1941 No marchin' for me S: I'm glad you're back so .. Aug 11, 1944 Uncle Fletcher must rest brain and body S: I'm tired. Guess I'll go to .. Feb 24, 1942 Rawhide shoestrings S: I've got to get back to my .. Dec 6, 1945 Rainy day fun in the kitchen S: Is that another lodge .. Jan 4, 1943 Honorary titles for sale S: Ish, how aggravating. Jun 21, 1944 Rishigan Fishigan's secret S: It's a slow dull tiresome .. Dec 3, 1945 Dull evening comes to life S: Let's not play any more. Apr 8, 1940 Can Bluetooth sue the Bijou? S: Let's see, this is where .. Aug 8, 1944 Russell in charge of Howard S: Lodge meeting draggin' .. Oct 14, 1941 Vic declines coronet lessons S: Might as well get started. Jun 12, 1944 Prof. Russell, tutor S: Miz' Trogel, I bet I'm .. Aug 7, 1944 No dinner tonight S: My stars is it that late? Oct 1, 1942 Cherry phosphates S: No, I haven't even started .. May 8, 1941? Fred's concrete partition S: No, Vic. V: Beg 'pardon. Nov 5, 1941 Vic's Christmas gift list is too long S: Nuisance. It's a lot more .. Dec 12, 1941 34 Christmas gifts for $20 S: Oh, darn it. V: What's .. Mar 25, 1941 Muddled shoppin' money S: Oh, ish. V: What's the .. May 1940 Teaching cigar smoking to Mr. Chinbunny (or June 1940) S: Oh, ish. V: What's the .. Jun 2, 1944 Teaching cigar smoking to Mr. Chinbunny (same script) S: Oh, out here are you? 1942 Thunderstorm S: People who have to be .. Sep 25, 1944 Saving Bluetooth from tragedy S: Quick Vic, here they come. Mar 3, 1942 Accounting for spondulicks S: Read the daily little love .. Dec 7, 1942 Miss Nagle to break up Lee St. S: Rush can bring it .. Apr 4, 1940 Rush must make a call on a girl - ugh! S: Ruthie passed a little .. Feb 11, 1941 Fred considering joining the lodge S: Ruthie, it completely .. Sep 22, 1939 Sade provides names of wildflowers S: Salted peanuts even under .. Jul 1, 1940 Ruthie has secrets S: Say mister, there's .. Nov 3, 1943 Watch fob collection S: She got the point .. Mar 27, 1941 Hank's weather service S: She made it sound like .. Sep 12, 1944 Changing tires with Stembottom S: So let's not argue. Dec 2, 1943 Cleaning out the bookcase S: That is a great big list .. 1939 Vic's Christmas card list S: That was Fred. Oct 20, 1942 Fred's concrete floor S: The bride leaning heavily .. Nov 20, 1941 Rush humiliated at Thanksgiving S: They just can't leave .. Date unknown Catalogue from lodge head- quarters (TV? show excerpt) S: Thought you were in bed .. 1939 Sade volunteers for pageant S: Uncle Fletcher, what do .. Nov 23, 1945 Five sleeping beauties S: Vic! Vic! Wake up! Jun 9, 1944 Lunges are comin| S: Vic, would you be a .. Oct 8, 1941 Sade's surprise Christmas gift S: Vic? V: Yeah S: I was over .. Jun 4, 1937 Sade's trip to Dwight S: Want to meet me downtown .. Nov 30, 1938 Vic's new hat S: We got company, Rush. Aug 26, 1941 Uncle Fletcher, the protector S: Well, I told Miz' Holl .. Oct 1, 1943 Sewing buttons S: Well, it all depends on .. Nov 1941 No hookey for Vic and Rush S: Well? V: How do you do, Dr... Jul 6, 1944 Where to hide ritual S: What are you feeling so .. Mar 6, 1942 Tornado Gook S: What did Hank Gutsop want? 1940 Hank's $200 wardrobe S: What exactly did Mr. .. Jan 25, 1941 Beautiful, beautiful wallpaper S: What on earth's this? Jun 18, 1940 June Christmas card pressure S: What's a North Dakota .. Dec 25, 1941 North Dakota River Bottom revel S: What's your watch say? Mar 25, 1940 Smelly Clark's big date S: When did you hear about .. Dec 5, 1945 Engagement! S: When on earth are you go .. Jun 3, 1941 Hammock S: Where did Leland go? Feb 17, 1943 Leland Richard is homesick S: Where did you see Uncle .. May 16, 1941 Uncle Fletcher's door stop plan S: Where you been all after .. Mar 5, 1943 Vic entertains Dottie S: Who pays for this baboon? Dec 17, 1941 Bijou lifetime pass S: Who's that? You, Rush .. 1940 Miz' Applerot shoves Sade around S: Why didn't you tell me .. Mar 1941 Company coming; thirteen people S: Why do Russell and me .. Apr 19, 1944 B.B. Baugh, the dentist's friend S: Why I thought you'd be .. Jan 12, 1940 Vegetable garden S: Why, I bet that was fun. Jul 19, 1944 Uncle Fletcher's new lodgin's S: Willie I was talking to .. Feb 27, 1940 High school gossip S: Willie out back? Aug 30, 1939 Rush mad; preselected clothes S: With winter just around .. Sep 6, 1944 Muted silver moonbeam chimes S: Yes, every year she laughs .. Sep 8, 1944 Business trip to Chicago S: You been honored, huh? Jan 23, 1941 Vic now on marching team S: You didn't disturb Uncle .. Sep 1, 1944 Arranging the honeymoon S: You don't have to think .. Sep 9, 1941 Vic got boss' gift "wrap" again S: You don't need to tither .. 1942 Trip to Carberry S: You fellas scrub your .. Nov 6, 1939 Charlie R's fish picture S: You in there Vic? V: Hi .. Mar 31, 1943 Brainfeeble's housewarming S: You look sad. R: I am. Jan 21, 1941 Demise of Bernice S: You makin' that noise? Oct 31, 1939 Bluetooth under the Gook davenport S: You'll break that. Nov 14, 1939 Rush - house destroyer S: You're just doing that to .. Jun 8, 1942 Fourth letter from Bess S: You're not doing anything .. Apr 12, 1943 Dottie's new dress S: Your father feels jolly .. 1939 Vic's geographical trip S: Your father still in the .. Jul 23, 1940 Sade shows Razorscum album S: Your friend Homer McDancy .. Apr 7, 1944 Solo march UF: .. finally quit the .. Jun 27, 1944 Fraudulent job rejected UF: .. got shot by a revolver .. Sep 7, 1944 Mysterious mother-of-pearl box UF: .. the only man in .. Aug 15, 1944 Vacation from a vacation UF: Can we all sit in a row .. Feb 7, 1941 Landlady's photos - again! UF: Craziest halfwit winter .. Feb 15, 1943 Dottie's letter from Chuck UF: Even the mealiest of .. Jun 29, 1944 War Bond visitor UF: First rate easy chair for .. Jul 1, 1941 Easy chair UF: Guess Sadie's not home. Dec 8, 1941 Bottom buffet drawer UF: He changed his name .. Jan 24, 1944 Vic dozes on davenport while Uncle Fletcher visits UF: Hello. Anybody upstairs .. Mar 7, 1944 Hank Gutstop's proposition UF: I want you people to go .. Feb 19, 1942 Uncle Fletcher comes to visit UF: I've been riding on .. Sep 20, 1943 Fifty photos of Vic's Teeth UF: Likely you never knew Roy .. Jun 15, 1944 Aunt Bess's 5th Letter UF: Made all his wife's clo .. Mar 9, 1942 Uncle Fletcher's unopened letter UF: Martin Jordall left .. Jul 11, 1946 Police Chief Cullerson UF: Sadie upstairs, are they? Nov 11, 1943 B.B. Baugh & stingerberry jam UF: Still more company Sadie? Feb 16, 1943 Leland Richard is coming UF: There's no hurry about .. Mar 18, 1941 After dinner talk UF: This fellow, Art Gummers .. Oct 31, 1941 Broken alarm clocks UF: Vic and Sade honey, Jimmy .. Nov 21, 1945 Jimmy Custard UF: We had wonderful travel .. 1942 Uncle Fletcher's trip to Dixon UF: We've been first rate .. Feb 1, 1944 Vic's ideas for selling WarBonds** UF: While we're waiting for .. Jul 12, 1944 Phone call from Yellow Jump UF: Yes I do look nice. This .. Sep 21, 1944 Groom arrives on the 9:45 UF: Yes, I carry considerable .. May 21, 1941 Uncle Fletcher's keys V: A two percent differential .. Jun 20, 1944 No more Pretty Boy V: Are there any people pres .. May 2, 1941 Vic's picture on quarterly cover V: As long as you're convinc .. Apr 1941 Shopping trip; $5.00 bank V: Corporal Johnson, old chum .. 1939 Mr. Gumpox ofers Sade a stall V: Decide what you're going .. Feb 3, 1944 Sixty Pairs of Pants V: Did you decide to drop in .. Summer 1940 Too many faces in the windows V: Did you glance through my .. Mar 14, 1941 Marching team pictures V: Did you read this letter .. Jan 2, 1940 No painted portrait of Big Dipper V: Didn't you say our comp .. Apr 3, 1944 Fred Stembottom becomes Ted V: Do I look like a pretty .. Mar 1, 1944 Hank Gutstop's supper party V: Doggone it. S: What's the c. Dec 1940 H. K. Fleeber's 48 teeth V: Don't bother drawing anot .. Jul 14, 1944 Sade is short-changed V: Erickson sure is a cute .. May 8, 1941 Landlord's sneaky trick V: Fine thing when a man .. Oct 27, 1943 Thimble Club ladies meeting V: For 15 cents I wouldn't .. Sep 4, 1944 Wedding guest list V: He was patronizing, even .. Jan 7, 1943 Fred might join lodge V: Hello R: Hello V: May I .. Dec 27, 1943 Invoice preparations V: Hello Sadie, you pretty .. Oct 27, 1942 Boss' Christmas present V: Here's a piece of paper .. Sep 28, 1944 Dept. store owes Vic $2.00 V: Here, here, my man, the .. 1940 Letter to Walter V: Hey, Dorothy, I just look .. Aug 1, 1944 No old overshoes V: Hey, in a trance, pocket .. Jun 5, 1939 Y.Y. Flirch tries to phone Vic V: Hey? R: In here Guv. Jan 2, 1939 Lodge regalia out on loan V: Hi dee hi! Ho dee ho! Nov 15, 1943 Ike Kneesuffer's snapshots V: Hi dee hi. Hi dee ho. S: I .. Dec 23, 1940 Bess' leter from 1937 V: Hi dee hi. S: Hi. You been .. Jun 21, 1940 Hank's job - Royal Throne Barbershop V: Hi dee hi. S: Vic, Mr. .. Jan 1940 Mr. Donahue gets a promotion (Or Feb 2, 1940) V: Holy smoke, Sade. May 3, 1940 Engine cab ride to Chicago V: How about bed? Jun 30, 1944 Russell stays with Milton V: How's your cold? S: Dan .. Sep 13, 1944 Aunt Bess's 6th letter V: Hulling peas, hey, Dr. .. Aug 14, 1944 Uncle Fletcher - rest extended V: I am a dear sweet, sleepy .. Aug 3, 1944 Sunday School alumni reunion V: I am home, I am home. Feb 25, 1944 History of Plant #14 V: I believe my boy there .. Sep 14, 1942 Sade and Ruthie come out even V: I can't get anywhere with .. Jul 13, 1940 Short bio of Little Dipper V: I gather from the way .. Jun 24, 1940 Mr. Gumpox blows kisses V: I have just toted up the .. Mar 1942 Miz' Applerot's petition V: I now have a grasp on .. Jan 25, 1944 Missouri State Home for the Tall V: I suppose you noticed I .. May 12, 1941 Exalted Big Dipper Day V: I'm the poor dope that's .. Nov 19, 1943 Pom Pom Cordova (C B flute) V: I've never met him but .. Aug 1, 1946 Drum the bum, visitation officer V: If I was half a man my .. Jan 1941 Chit chat and South American wallpaper V: It gives me a sweet dar .. Jul 4, 1944 Sade decides to play rummy V: It gratifies and exalts .. Jun 22, 1944 Gaggle of June Christmas card sellers V: It's a pretty problem. Jun 19, 1944 500 Bijou tickets V: It's a warm day, Sadie .. Jun 28, 1944 Cough nixes Buller letter V: It's an application blank. Oct 12, 1942 Mayor V: It's kinda half-witted, .. Nov 20, 1945 Miz Korkell, strong lady V: Kiddo, it's in the bag. Dec 7, 1945 There's going to be a great day V: Know what time it is? May 11, 1939 Overnight guests V: Miss Hammersweet I'm .. Sep 26, 1946 Vic brings home work V: Multiple coefficients .. Sep 15, 1944 Uncle Fletcher needs Sade's help V: No, now you take Plant .. 1941 Crowded car ride to Shenandoah V: OK, Dr. Sleetch, come on. Jul 10, 1944 Vic cajoles - play me checkers V: Sadie, I have issued my .. Nov 19, 1940 Brickmush man caught in revolving door V: Sadie, you may produce .. Oct 30, 1939 Five Christmas card salesmen V: Say I very seldom go in .. Date unknown Ushering at the Bijou V: Skybrother Gutstop, you .. 1942 Lodge speech rehearsal V: Sweet Corn and myself .. Nov 26, 1945 Sweet Corn, shattered bullfinch V: That a new Third Lt. Stan .. Mar 19, 1940 Bess letter and grocery list on top V: The mechanical principles .. Jun 14, 1944 Dead-man's-trick job V: There's a strong touch .. Mar 18, 1943 Miz' Applerot vs. Dottie V: This is the kinda weather .. Oct 27, 1940 Hot soup V: This kiddo, is a broad .. Jul 31, 1938 How radio works* V: Well I hope Sadie, you .. Nov 29, 1943 Garbage wagon pass V: Well I'm back in harness .. May 30, 1944 Lolita DiRenzi's suggestion V: What is all this? S: All .. Sep 19, 1944 Vic is to be best man V: What's the situation we .. Jul 16, 1942 Gross of gravels V: Whatever become of my blue .. Mar 10, 1943 Chuck and Dottie wash dishes V: Where's your mother? Mar 29, 1940 No Vic, no trip to Chicago V: While I'm waitin' for .. Jun 9, 1941 Letter writing plot V: Who's in the living room? Feb 3, 1941 New wallpaper but there's a catch V: Who's in the other room? Dec 1, 1941 Bert, Winnie and Vic's trip to Plant No. 17 V: Why can't I go in? Jul 4, 1940 Mr. Sludge calls his mother V: Why do you sit and look .. Jan 19, 1940 Gumpox vs. Donahue V: Yes, I believe I've got .. 1941 Vic's inspection trip V: Yes, what is it? Sep 6, 1939 Office invoices and magni- fying glass V: You are unwantedly in .. Jun 19, 1940 Vic's wide-brimmed hat V: You didn't drag this junk .. Jun 8, 1943 Vic reluctant to put up porch swing V: You home Sadie? May 28, 1937 Decoration Day parade V: You might just as well .. Aug 2, 1944 Miz' Harris vs. Mr. Overholt V: You seem unhappy and .. Nov 8, 1943 Essay on birds V: You talked laughingly on .. Feb 11, 1942 Budgeting V: You were jokin' all the .. Jul 5, 1939 Two tons of coal, #1 V: You're most industrious .. 1940 Speaking acquaintances V: You, Sade? S: Yes. Jan 24, 1940 Y. Y. Flirch - "Best looking man" V: Your chum Beulah Wickler .. Jun 22, 1946 Piano lessons V: Your mother in the house? Oct 6, 1939 Double feature in Hopewood V: Your sweet face is painted .. Nov 28, 1937 Congress and the Supreme Court* Mr Korkell: Are you in the .. Dec 4, 1945 Orville fired and hired Mrs Harris: Uncle Fletcher's .. Nov 30, 1945 Dwight Twentysixler's scrapbook Mr Z: The name is Bunker Vernon ..Oct 10, 1946 Mr. Zee, the handyman not known March 1942 Fred's dead storage car not known Sep 21, 1942 Smelly Clark's broken watch not known Sep 28, 1942 Princess Moon-on-the-River not known Oct 30, 1942 Vic, traveling moderator not known Dec 29, 1942 Stooger drummed out of marching team not known Apr 13, 1943 Roy Dejectedly's strange family not known May 4, 1943 Little leather ringmasters